About agent Cooper, he still exists

I am about to tell you a secret. Agent Cooper still exists and had an important place in my life. Maybe still, but less exclusive, as he lives together with a woman.
No, her name is not Diane. But before he really settled down with his girl, Dale and Laura hung out together for a while. Dale was in love with Laura but he did not want to cheat his girlfriend.Anyway, he did, simply by being in love with Laura.
One day, Dale and Laura went to party in Café d'Anvers, seven years paradise. Laura had been begging all day to her gayfriend
Please darling, make me look like the Real Laura Palmer
And he did. Vladimir tried to help her as much as he could with her hair and make up
When he finished and she finally dared to take a look in the mirror
she screamed out
Wauw, this is amazing, I really look like her!
She arrived at the party with great expectations. But the strange thing was, nobody noticed that she was Laura Palmer. As she was wearing a crown, most people thought she was Miss Paradise or even Miss Belgian Beauty. Suddenly, Dale appeared and what he said was so magic: Hey, you look like Laura Palmer! At once, she realised that it had to be like that, that only Dale would recognise her. He was the only one who also had a ticket to their world...